How to get sick overnight?
by scubaboy on Thursday, May 5th, 2011 | 9 Comments
My mom is making me take piano lessons when i hate it. i keep on telling her i dont like it but she never litsins no matter what. I wanna get sick by tommowrow so i dont have to go. i tried taking a cold bath yesterday and went to sleep in my wet bathing suit but im not sick. and please dont say fake it of throw up or make your thermomitor warm because that trick never works with my mom. any tips???? best anser gets 10 points so please anser wisely THANKS!! IsAbElL@
Eat fish, then drink milk.
well you can get sick by….
no joke,
focing self to eat something old
forcing self to hold a flashlight to head til its warm, then sticking ice around your lips so they turn bluish.
also, just go to school but before your mom drops you off, insist that you feel horrible and like you want to throw up. then go to school and call in sick to the office. nurses are so stupid they just check your temp and then let you call parents. go right after lunch, so you will have the chance to buy like a burrito or something warm and let the heat go on your forehead and then eat it so your mouth is warm. then go home “sick” and have your mom or someone pick you up, and thell her that you threw up during class in the bathroom. say that you can play the piano because your hands are shaky and numbish and she will feel horrible. just do some good acting and dont over exxagerate the hand shakiness. just a little will do.
it works for meeeee!
get drunk!
mix lemon juice & milk and drink it
xo
keep coughing all night, like really forcing it and by tomorrow you’ll have a really sore throat & as a plus your mom will hear the coughing all night & will know your sick. also stay up all night so tomorrow you’ll look like you were up all night “sick”
ps. going to sleep in a wet bathing suit will most likely give you a yeast infection, not make you sick
(if you really wanna get sick tho, just drink some old milk or something old in your house, i wouldnt reccomend this though because getting sick to your stomach sucks)
What ever happened to just faking it? You don’t want to actually make yourself sick. Make sure to stay in bed as much as you can, especially if you’re usually more active during the day or evening. Curl up on the couch with cold water and a blanket. Act groggy all the time and pretend to take headache meds. If you’re really determined, stay up all night and you’ll look pretty beat the next morning. I wouldn’t recommend saying that you have a fever or anything because your temperature can easily be taken and proven to be normal. Say that you have a stomach and headache instead.
You should really keep bugging your mom about your lessons though. I’m sure you can see her side – she wants you to succeed and do well in as many areas as possible, she just needs to know that this isn’t something that you would like to pursue at the moment. Suggest maybe taking a break and coming back to it later if you decide that piano really is for you.
Good luck!
oh my gosh are you serious?? don’t do that, it’s stupid.. your mom will find out anyway, and you can just cause some sireous injury to yourself that will last more than just one stupid piano lesson.. and trust me, i know how you feel because i play piano too and i use to hate it when my mom made me practice.. but now that i grew older, i appreciate what she’s done for me.. believe me.. you will too!
drink and get drunk so you will have a hangover.
Open your window wide and open the blinds/curtains and dont sleep with a blanket on yourself and make sure its winter like december or january is a good time to try this out